.: IceApple Weblog :.

BIG DOG!!!

"What you got there? better be a chew bar... whats that you say, a mobile? with a camera.... what good's that to a greedy dog?!?! Come back when you've got a burger or something...."

"or I'll shit in yer shoes again"

World smallest CAD program

Hey it may be a piece of crap, but fo' shizzle its little! The download is about 300 k!!! Including the help file! Thats almost as small as Brian Harvey's todger....

but not quite.

See the website HERE or download it HERE

REALbasic

never seen this before, a programming language for making applications that work on windows and apple mac. Looks interesting, dont know anyone that has used it or if it's any good. Worth a look at though....

Gemma Gunns's Site

Check out my friend Gemmas site. All the stuff on her site is made and designed by her, and would make excellent Christmas presents (nudge nudge)

Make sure you check out the interactive ordering section, it gives a virtual image of the bag that you order depending on what you want it made from, what logo you want....funky eh?

ToolBar Add-on for Windows

Dave's Quick Search Taskbar Toolbar Deskbar

This is a new addon for the taskbar that look like it could be handy, as reccomeded on my brothers site.

Download it here

The inventor was a genius...

My prayers were heard....

What can I say but what a classy piece of kit!! If you cant see what it is click the picture or use QuickFind code 51439 on E-Buyer. I cant belive that this hasn't had more reviews!!! Oh and for Mr.Greenhill-Jeffery, who stated:

'Anyone with an ounce of respect for their computer will steer clear of this item. I'm all for fun mods, but this should never have been turned into a marketed product.'

you double-barreled named twat, how can you have ''respect for your computer'? Its an inanimate lump of metal and plastic, not a f**king head of state. Or is yours different perhaps... does it look like Britney in the buff?

Who are you say that it souldn't be made into a product anyway, Mr. Trading Standards? If you knew anything about that shit you would understand it is a perfect example of technological convergence, and it certainly has excellent untapped market potential, all that you need to have a successful product. Shit, it cost less that a packet of 20 fags, I'd consider buying one just to piss you off!!

especially if I could install it into your PC when you arn't looking.... :)

So, they think they are humorous....

Check out this mouse mat review I saw at E-Buyer .....

The people who have done these reviews think they are funny. Not bad for amateurs, but they have yet to encounter 'The Master', as demonstrated in my 'pikey project' UpMyStreet entry. Im gonna buy one of these suckers just so I can add a review! ;)

Ill show them whos got nothing better to do with their time!!

speaking of which, better go to bed....