.: IceApple Weblog :.

Let me tell you a story....

Sometimes, when the mood takes me, and ive been hitting my crack pipe, I like to expess myself via the medium of internet messaging. Todays song is about a man call Buckner, more commonly known as 'Evil' Buckner. The story goes like this....

I told you he was evil....

more folk classics to follow soon!

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Shoutcast radio

Ive been listening to internet radio a lt recently and there are some really good rap stations on it. There is one little problem that I have found though which seems to reoccur on a few of these stations:

Justin timberlake is NOT , I repeat NOT a rapper.

I can prove it, look...

The majorirty of web radio isnt influenced or controlled by the music giant so how come this greasy little shitbag seems to make an appearence whith his whiney assed overproduced shite?

If you need convincing heres a few:

1 He was in a shitty boy band

2 Hes partial to gay cock

3 His nuts havnt dropped yet. lil' bow wow sounds more manly

4 He gives rimjobs to dogs

5 Dispite being averagly muscular hes a pussy.
(I heard PeeWee Herman said he was gonna open up a can of whoop ass on him and he cried like a bitch)

6 He regularly felches

7 He hasnt done any ganster shit.
(Ice T used to sell grenades in the street out of a cardboard box. Thats gangster. The nearest Mr.Timberlake has got to this is selling his anal lubricant out of a box at Gay Parade 2003. Thats just gay)

One other thing, although this has nothing to do with being a rapper. He's not good looking. He looks like someone you might see in a supermarket, probably behind the checkout. Look...

Brad Pitt - Good Looking (but a bit poncy)
Johnny Depp - Good Looking and Unpredictedly Violent
Justin Timberlake - Normal Looking bloke with a big nose and dodgy ears

Oh yeah what a hunk... Looks like a sistershagging redneck called BillyBob. Good to see someone has knocked all his teeth out though.

Horizontal stripes....

I went to the Electric Ballroom in Camden last night. It was pritty good but some of the fashon was a little dubious. One rather large girl who was dancing near us wore a top that reminded me of someone I had seen before.... Oh yeah 1t's....

TUGBOAT!!

All togeather now, grab your airhorn cord and...

"WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!"

Bargain of the day from BlankDiscShop

BlankDiscShop.co.uk have a 128Mb USB 2.0 PenDrive for £20.99!! Ive bought one of the generic pendrives from this site before and it has worked perfectly (Except for the fact it had RamBo written on the front!!) =)

to see this and their other special offers see their special offers page. they also have the cheapest 8cm CDR's that I've seen on the net.

Dog attack

I had this picture that i photoshopped on my old weblog and forgot that i did it...

Also, a web site that shows you why you should never put your picture on the internet

Noughts and Crosses

Zelda's cubes might think thay are rock...

but thers no messin' with the Sarge...

especially when he changes mass and rolls down a cliffside with the battlecry....

"GERONI-FUCKIN-MO!!!!"

Best Value Links!!

As you can see I've updated the sidebar to go with my new stylesheet. Arnt I clever?

If these links are not good enough for you, go and have a look at this . I bet you £10 the first thig you will do is go "EErrrrrhhhh!!!!!". There are websites that are made to shock and offend, and there are those which are JUST PLAIN WRONG! This one is definatly one of the latter.

By the way, getting a high score on this particular website is not an achivement that should go on your CV if you know what I mean...

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New First-Person Shooter.....

I wish they would hurry up and bring this out otherwise I might have to start doing it for real...

bugsy the M-16

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*hitflap update..

Some of the cartoons at *hitflap for your amusement...

(and my 2 favorites...)

for more words of wisdom, visit 5hitflap or buy the book "Modern Toss" in their shop

The Bikerton....

The gift for the twat with everything....

It cuts down communting time AND makes you the butt of everyone else's jokes at the same time!!!!